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Bad food
My
aunt
Adele
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
mushy peas
a plate of soggy nachos
yesterday's fish
stinky tofu
a box of dead mice
a stale biscuit
soggy lettuce
turkey twizzlers
canned prunes
mouldy potatoes
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