Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
aunt
Emily
ate
soggy lettuce
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
roundhouse kicked
punched
Vulcan death-gripped
scissor-kicked
kicked
slapped
throat-punched
head-butted
kneed
bit
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.