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Bad food

My aunt Emily ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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