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Bad food

My aunt Emily ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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