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Bad food

My aunt Emily ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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