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Bad food

My aunt Emily ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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