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Bad food

My aunt Emily ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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