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Bad food

My aunt Emily ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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