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Bad food

My aunt Emily ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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