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Bad food
My
aunt
Emily
ate
a box of dead mice
and
roundhouse kicked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a soldier
a spy
a man
a tramp
a sailor
a doctor
a ticket inspector
a policeman
a bus driver
a shepherd
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