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Bad food
My
aunt
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ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
soggy lettuce
a box of dead mice
mushy peas
yesterday's fish
stale bread
canned prunes
turkey twizzlers
the last Rolo
a plate of soggy nachos
a stale biscuit
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