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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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