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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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