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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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