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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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