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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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