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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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