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My aunt Gertrude ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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