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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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