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My aunt Gertrude ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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