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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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