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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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