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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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