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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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