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My aunt Gertrude ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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