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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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