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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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