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Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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