Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate …

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yesterday's fish mushy peas a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos cat biscuits the last Rolo a box of dead mice stale bread over-cooked pasta turkey twizzlers

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