Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate …

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soggy lettuce stale bread mouldy potatoes the last Rolo cat biscuits a plate of soggy nachos Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish canned prunes

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