Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Gertrude ate …

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a plate of soggy nachos mushy peas stale bread turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts yesterday's fish the last Rolo canned prunes a wedge of blue cheese mouldy potatoes

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