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Hooliganism
My
son
was arrested for throwing
garlic cloves
at
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a policeman
a ticket inspector
a tramp
a sailor
a bus driver
a milkman
a man
a woman
a dentist
a farmer
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