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Hooliganism
My
father
was arrested for throwing
pitted olives
at
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a dentist
a spy
a doctor
a tramp
a shepherd
a taxi driver
a woman
a bus driver
a man
a policewoman
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