Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Hooliganism
My
mother
was arrested for throwing
Marmite
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Djiboutian
English
Eritrean
Armenian
Guamanian
Uzbek
Surinamese
Burkinan
Taiwanese
Solomon Islander
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.