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Hooliganism
My
mother
was arrested for throwing
pitted olives
at
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pilot
a policewoman
a soldier
a spy
a tramp
a policeman
a ticket inspector
a bus driver
a child
a student
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