Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Hooliganism
My
mother-in-law
was arrested for throwing
Doritos
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Tuvaluan
Gabonese
Finnish
Niuean
Mauritanian
Citizen of Vanuatu
Ghanaian
Argentine
Italian
Chinese
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.