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Hooliganism
My
step-auntie
Elizabeth
was arrested for throwing
ice-cream cones
at
…
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random pathetic excuse
a child
a surgeon
a bus driver
a dentist
a tramp
a student
a milkman
a ticket inspector
a doctor
a farmer
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