Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Hooliganism
My
step-auntie
Hortense
was arrested for throwing
garlic cloves
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Swedish
Kazakh
Nepalese
Montserratian
Albanian
Singaporean
Martiniquais
Serbian
Azerbaijani
Stateless
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.