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Hooliganism
My
step-auntie
Rose
was arrested for throwing
tinned tuna
at
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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a policeman
a spy
a train driver
a shepherd
a tramp
a child
a woman
a surgeon
a sailor
a pilot
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