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Hooliganism
My
step-auntie
Betsy
was arrested for throwing
Marmite
at
…
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random pathetic excuse
a shepherd
a surgeon
a milkman
a bus driver
a dentist
a tramp
a policewoman
a taxi driver
a student
a spy
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