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Hooliganism
My
step-auntie
Betsy
was arrested for throwing
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
prawn crackers
tomato ketchup
yoghurt
bread
pitted olives
baked beans
mushy peas
tinned frankfurters
ice-cream cones
avocados
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