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Hooliganism
My
step-auntie
Emily
was arrested for throwing
peppercorns
at
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a milkman
a policeman
a dentist
a shepherd
a TV personality
a tramp
a doctor
a spy
a sailor
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