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Hooliganism
My
aunt
Delilah
was arrested for throwing
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start another snivelling excuse
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prawns
peppercorns
iceberg lettuce
yoghurt
baked beans
tinned tuna
ice-cream cones
pitted olives
rice pudding
lemons
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