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Hooliganism
My
aunt
Adele
was arrested for throwing
ice-cream cones
at
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi driver
a policewoman
a surgeon
a train driver
a milkman
a tramp
a doctor
a farmer
a soldier
a spy
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