Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Hooliganism
My
aunt
Emily
was arrested for throwing
tinned frankfurters
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Citizen of Vanuatu
Nicaraguan
Prydeinig
Kosovan
Bermudian
Mongolian
Cook Islander
Norwegian
Malian
Sri Lankan
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.