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Don't put that there

My daughter got …

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a pineapple 🍍 a teaspoon 🥄 a coat hanger a butter knife 🍴 a Lego minifigure a chopsticks 🥢 a fork 🍴 a salt grinder 🧂 a screwdriver 🔩 a stiletto heel 👠

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