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Don't put that there

My daughter got …

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a cheese grater 🧀 a salt grinder 🧂 an egg 🥚 a stiletto heel 👠 a meat skewer a Lego minifigure a remote control a cat biscuit 🙀 a baguette 🥖 an electric toothbrush 🦷

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