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Don't put that there

My son got …

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an electric toothbrush 🦷 a chopsticks 🥢 a pain au chocolat a butter knife 🍴 a baguette 🥖 a stiletto heel 👠 a gerbil a meat skewer a garlic clove a remote control

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