Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My son got …

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a coat hanger a fork 🍴 an egg 🥚 a teaspoon 🥄 a pineapple 🍍 a stiletto heel 👠 a chopsticks 🥢 a screwdriver 🔩 a gerbil a meat skewer

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