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Don't put that there

My son got …

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a bread roll a dishwasher tablet a salt grinder 🧂 a stiletto heel 👠 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a meat skewer an espresso cup ☕️ a butter knife 🍴 a banana 🍌 a fork 🍴

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