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My grandmother got …

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a dishwasher tablet a pineapple 🍍 a screwdriver 🔩 a fork 🍴 a baguette 🥖 a cheese grater 🧀 a stiletto heel 👠 a banana 🍌 a glue stick a meat skewer

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