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Don't put that there

My grandmother got …

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a screwdriver 🔩 an egg 🥚 a baguette 🥖 a meat skewer a stiletto heel 👠 an espresso cup ☕️ an electric toothbrush 🦷 a gerbil a straw a salt grinder 🧂

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