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My grandfather got …

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an espresso cup ☕️ a banana 🍌 a lychee a Lego minifigure a straw a screwdriver 🔩 a chopsticks 🥢 a salt grinder 🧂 a butter knife 🍴 a cheese grater 🧀

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