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Don't put that there

My grandfather got …

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a coat hanger a fork 🍴 a stiletto heel 👠 a straw a garlic clove a cheese grater 🧀 a cat biscuit 🙀 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a chopsticks 🥢 a dishwasher tablet

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