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My grandfather got …

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a cat biscuit 🙀 a teaspoon 🥄 a salt grinder 🧂 a banana 🍌 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a bread roll a hairbrush a dishwasher tablet a chopsticks 🥢 a butter knife 🍴

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