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Don't put that there

My grandfather got …

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a screwdriver 🔩 a pineapple 🍍 a dishwasher tablet a butter knife 🍴 a sharpie an egg 🥚 a bread roll a pain au chocolat an electric toothbrush 🦷 a straw

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