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Don't put that there

My grandfather got …

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a gerbil an electric toothbrush 🦷 a garlic clove a bread roll a baguette 🥖 a salt grinder 🧂 a banana 🍌 a meat skewer an egg 🥚 a pineapple 🍍

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