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My grandfather got …

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a stiletto heel 👠 a garlic clove a pineapple 🍍 a salt grinder 🧂 an egg 🥚 a dishwasher tablet a baguette 🥖 a gerbil a Lego minifigure a teaspoon 🥄

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