Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My father got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an espresso cup ☕️ a banana 🍌 a cheese grater 🧀 a cat biscuit 🙀 a dishwasher tablet a salt grinder 🧂 a bread roll a butter knife 🍴 a sharpie a teaspoon 🥄

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