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Don't put that there

My father got …

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a pineapple 🍍 a cheese grater 🧀 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a banana 🍌 a chopsticks 🥢 a sharpie a stiletto heel 👠 an espresso cup ☕️ a straw a meat skewer

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