Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My father got …

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a remote control a screwdriver 🔩 an espresso cup ☕️ a chopsticks 🥢 a stiletto heel 👠 a pineapple 🍍 a sharpie a butter knife 🍴 a straw a fork 🍴

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