Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My father got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an egg 🥚 a pain au chocolat a stiletto heel 👠 a salt grinder 🧂 a meat skewer a sharpie a chopsticks 🥢 a gerbil a cheese grater 🧀 a fork 🍴

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