Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My mother got …

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a screwdriver 🔩 a fork 🍴 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a stiletto heel 👠 a sharpie a baguette 🥖 an espresso cup ☕️ a straw an egg 🥚 a gerbil

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