Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My father-in-law got …

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a butter knife 🍴 a lychee a teaspoon 🥄 an egg 🥚 a cheese grater 🧀 a banana 🍌 a remote control a pain au chocolat a chopsticks 🥢 a gerbil

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