Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My father-in-law got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an electric toothbrush 🦷 a banana 🍌 a straw a pineapple 🍍 a screwdriver 🔩 a baguette 🥖 a chopsticks 🥢 a stiletto heel 👠 a cat biscuit 🙀 a meat skewer

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