Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My father-in-law got …

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a cheese grater 🧀 a meat skewer a fork 🍴 a remote control a screwdriver 🔩 a banana 🍌 a lychee a sharpie an egg 🥚 a coat hanger

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