Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My father-in-law got …

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a garlic clove an espresso cup ☕️ a chopsticks 🥢 a pineapple 🍍 a stiletto heel 👠 a Lego minifigure a teaspoon 🥄 a remote control a butter knife 🍴 a pain au chocolat

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