Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My father-in-law got …

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a cheese grater 🧀 a remote control a chopsticks 🥢 a Lego minifigure an electric toothbrush 🦷 a butter knife 🍴 an espresso cup ☕️ a pain au chocolat a garlic clove a lychee

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