Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My father-in-law got …

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a screwdriver 🔩 a teaspoon 🥄 a hairbrush a banana 🍌 a stiletto heel 👠 a remote control a fork 🍴 a baguette 🥖 a cheese grater 🧀 a butter knife 🍴

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