Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My father-in-law got …

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a garlic clove an electric toothbrush 🦷 a cheese grater 🧀 a banana 🍌 a butter knife 🍴 a pain au chocolat a stiletto heel 👠 a chopsticks 🥢 a sharpie a Lego minifigure

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