Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My father-in-law got …

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a salt grinder 🧂 an egg 🥚 a garlic clove a pineapple 🍍 a chopsticks 🥢 an espresso cup ☕️ a glue stick a gerbil a Lego minifigure a hairbrush

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