Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My father-in-law got …

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a chopsticks 🥢 a garlic clove a coat hanger a sharpie a banana 🍌 a hairbrush an egg 🥚 a Lego minifigure a gerbil a baguette 🥖

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