Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My mother-in-law got …

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a pain au chocolat a stiletto heel 👠 a hairbrush a banana 🍌 a meat skewer a screwdriver 🔩 a glue stick a straw an electric toothbrush 🦷 a lychee

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