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My mother-in-law got …

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a pain au chocolat a Lego minifigure a teaspoon 🥄 a salt grinder 🧂 a dishwasher tablet a lychee a cheese grater 🧀 a butter knife 🍴 a baguette 🥖 a banana 🍌

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