Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My mother-in-law got …

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a hairbrush an espresso cup ☕️ a sharpie a chopsticks 🥢 a banana 🍌 a pineapple 🍍 a dishwasher tablet a meat skewer a cat biscuit 🙀 a Lego minifigure

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