Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My mother-in-law got …

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a pain au chocolat a garlic clove a salt grinder 🧂 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a coat hanger a cat biscuit 🙀 a cheese grater 🧀 a hairbrush a fork 🍴 a gerbil

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