Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My mother-in-law got …

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a teaspoon 🥄 a hairbrush a remote control a banana 🍌 a lychee a fork 🍴 a baguette 🥖 an egg 🥚 a garlic clove a screwdriver 🔩

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