Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My mother-in-law got …

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a stiletto heel 👠 a cheese grater 🧀 a fork 🍴 a lychee a cat biscuit 🙀 a salt grinder 🧂 a screwdriver 🔩 a teaspoon 🥄 a Lego minifigure a remote control

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