Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My mother-in-law got …

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a chopsticks 🥢 an espresso cup ☕️ an electric toothbrush 🦷 a straw a baguette 🥖 a banana 🍌 a cat biscuit 🙀 an egg 🥚 a garlic clove a remote control

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