Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Elizabeth got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a butter knife 🍴 a teaspoon 🥄 a chopsticks 🥢 a hairbrush a stiletto heel 👠 a lychee a cheese grater 🧀 an egg 🥚 a gerbil a pineapple 🍍

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