Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Elizabeth got …

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a cat biscuit 🙀 a screwdriver 🔩 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a bread roll a pineapple 🍍 a banana 🍌 a fork 🍴 a baguette 🥖 a glue stick a Lego minifigure

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