Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Elizabeth got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an espresso cup ☕️ a sharpie a garlic clove a stiletto heel 👠 a baguette 🥖 a Lego minifigure a banana 🍌 a dishwasher tablet a glue stick a meat skewer

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