Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Dorothy got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a straw a hairbrush a meat skewer a bread roll an egg 🥚 a stiletto heel 👠 a sharpie a pineapple 🍍 a banana 🍌 a salt grinder 🧂

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