Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Doris got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hairbrush a pineapple 🍍 a lychee a garlic clove an egg 🥚 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a dishwasher tablet a Lego minifigure a fork 🍴 a coat hanger

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