Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Doris got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a salt grinder 🧂 a cat biscuit 🙀 a bread roll a screwdriver 🔩 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a sharpie a pineapple 🍍 a chopsticks 🥢 a banana 🍌 a remote control

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