Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Carol got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a butter knife 🍴 a stiletto heel 👠 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a hairbrush a chopsticks 🥢 a meat skewer a banana 🍌 a straw a bread roll a garlic clove

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