Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Carol got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a chopsticks 🥢 a teaspoon 🥄 an espresso cup ☕️ an egg 🥚 a lychee a baguette 🥖 a cat biscuit 🙀 a dishwasher tablet a pain au chocolat a sharpie

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