Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Betty got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a chopsticks 🥢 a banana 🍌 an espresso cup ☕️ a sharpie a stiletto heel 👠 an electric toothbrush 🦷 a remote control a screwdriver 🔩 a straw a coat hanger

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