Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Betty got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bread roll a screwdriver 🔩 a teaspoon 🥄 a banana 🍌 an espresso cup ☕️ a baguette 🥖 a dishwasher tablet a hairbrush a chopsticks 🥢 a coat hanger

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