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Don't put that there

My step-auntie Betty got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a remote control a screwdriver 🔩 a teaspoon 🥄 a fork 🍴 a cat biscuit 🙀 a chopsticks 🥢 a Lego minifigure a sharpie a baguette 🥖 an electric toothbrush 🦷

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