Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Virginia got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coat hanger a banana 🍌 a Lego minifigure a teaspoon 🥄 a gerbil a butter knife 🍴 an egg 🥚 a sharpie a hairbrush a remote control

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