Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Virginia got …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coat hanger a baguette 🥖 a chopsticks 🥢 a lychee a hairbrush a salt grinder 🧂 a glue stick a banana 🍌 a pineapple 🍍 a fork 🍴

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