Sorry I'm late today

Don't put that there

My step-auntie Virginia got …

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a lychee a straw a gerbil a salt grinder 🧂 an espresso cup ☕️ a garlic clove a cheese grater 🧀 a butter knife 🍴 a bread roll a Lego minifigure

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